Rules for living.

People often ask me: you're pretty good at living. How can I suck less at life?

I have five golden rules for people like you. The sixth one is less of a rule and more like a self-evident truth.

1: Always use your turn signals.
2: Never smoke.
3: Only put one space between sentences. Not two. Not three. One.
4: Hang the toilet roll so that the loose end hangs over the top, not dangling behind.
5: Everything in moderation, except where this conflicts with #2.
6: PC not Mac.